Jen calls me. This is our conversation.

Me: Hello?
Jen: Heeeey.
Me: I"M BLEEDING!
Jen: Ew.... Keri.... Guess what... They are making a Fox and the Hound 2. And guess who's in it... PATRICK SWAYZE!
Me: NOOOOO.
Jen: YES. And they are making Brother Bear 2. And some black lady is in it.
Me: Who?
Jen: I dunno...
Me: Whoopie? Latifah?
Jen: Noo... some comedienne.
Me:...Wanda Sykes?
Jen: YES!
Me: Your mom likes her.
Jen: Yeah. My mom loves black people sometimes.
(we both laugh like morons)
Jen: Keri. Go look in your mailbox.
Me: Why?
Jen: JUST GO.

I go to my mailbox and find a giant rice krispie treat.

Me: WOAH! It'S A BIGGUN!
Jen: I put it there hours ago.
Me: Daaaamn.
Jen: Hee hee!
Me: MXC IS ON WATCH IT NOW AHHHHH.

Then we watched the crazy Japanese people... then MARY THE MONKEY GIRL! Yeah, we bad.

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Tim left me a voice mail today. This weekend = lookin' good!